It's the rare sunny and hot day here!
In Seattle, when the weather gets warm - say above 50 - we all slip into our summer shorts and venture out into the world.
People call in sick. Parents keep children home from school. Picnic lunches are packed, and we all head outside.
See, up here in the Great Northwet, I mean west, we appreciate our sunshine. Folks in California and Florida and places like that don't understand.
They think 50 degrees is chilly. They bust out a sweatshirt when the temp dips below 65.
Well, you all can keep it; and your skin cancer and leathery skin. I'll keep my pale skin and dewy soft complexion. And the big fat earthworms, and slugs, and mildew, and rust...
Ah, but today, the sun is shining!